A man had a big dance coming up but the problem was he didn't know how to dance. So he went to a dance studio. The instructor told him to pretend that there is a 10 cent piece on his right shoulder and that he must try to touch the coin with his earlobe in time to the music. So the guy went home and practiced this all week long.
The next week the instructor told him to do the same thing with his left shoulder.
The next lesson he was told to pretend that there was a 50 cent piece on his privates and he had to flip it into the air and catch it again.
The week before the dance he had his last lesson. This time the instructor told him to pretend to bounce a $1 coin on his butt.
The night of the dance came and he met a girl. They danced and danced and the whole time he was saying, "10 cents, 10 cents, 50 cents, a dollar." The girl was so impressed she asked the man to make love to her the same way that he danced.
So they got back to her house and went for it. "10 cents, 10 cents, 50 cents, a dollar. 10 cents, 10 cents... oh screw it, a dollar seventy, a dollar seventy, a dollar seventy..."
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