Blonde Bar
A blind man and his guide dog enter a bar and find their
way to a barstool. After ordering a drink, and sitting
there for a while, the blind guy yells to the bartender,
"Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke ?"
The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet. In a husky,
deep voice, the woman next to him says,
"Before you tell that joke, you should know something.The
bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde, and I'm a 6'
tall, 200 lb.blonde with a black belt in karate. What's more,
the woman sitting next to me is blonde and she's a weight
lifter. The lady to your right is a blonde, and she's a
wrestler. Think about it seriously, Mister. You still wanna
tell that joke?"
The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain
it five times."
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