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What My Mother Taught Me
My mother taught me LOGIC... "If you fall off that swing and
break your neck, you can't go to the store with me."
My mother taught me MEDICINE... "If you don't stop crossing
your eyes, they're going to freeze that way."
My mother taught me TO THINK AHEAD... "If you don't pass your
spelling test, you'll never get a good job!"
My mother taught me ESP... "Put your sweater on; don't you think
that I know when you're cold?"
My mother taught me TO MEET A CHALLENGE... "What were you thinking?
Answer me when I talk to you...Don't talk back to me!"
My mother taught me HUMOR... "When that lawn mower cuts off your
toes, don't come running to me."
My mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT... "If you don't eat
your vegetables, you'll never grow up.
My mother taught me ABOUT SEX... "How do you think you got here?"
My mother taught me about GENETICS... "You are just like your father!"
My mother taught me about my ROOTS... "Do you think you were born in a
barn?"
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