One Sunday morning a minister and a choirboy were getting
the church ready for mass. The minister prepared his sermon
while the choirboy filled the holy water fountain.
Suddenly, the choirboy burst into the minister's room and
yelled, "father father, I just saw the most amazing thing!
I filled the holy water fountain. Then a man came in on
crutches. He moved to the fountain, dipped his left hand in
the holy water, blessed himself and threw away his left crutch.
Then he dipped his right hand in the holy water, blessed himself
and threw away his right crutch. Then he turned to me ... and
he took a step forward"!
The minister was awe struck by what he just heard. "My boy, he
said, you just witnessed a miracle from God! Where's this man
now?"
The Choirboy replies...
"flat on his face in front of the holy water fountain"!
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