... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
... are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
... do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of
the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can
buy cigarettes at the front.
... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet
coke.
... do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the
counters.
... do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and
put our useless junk in the garage.
... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call
waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk
to in the first place.
... do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
... do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well:
'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking
creatures'.
... do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
... can a homeless combat veteran live in a cardboard box and a draft
dodger live in the White House.
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