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10 Ways To Get Thrown Out Of Chemistry Lab
Pretend an electron got stuck in your ear,
and insist on describing the sound to others.
Give a cup of liquid nitrogen to a classmate
and ask, "Does this taste funny to you?"
Consistently write three atoms of potassium
as "KKK."
Mutter repeatedly, "Not again... not again...
not again."
When it's very quiet, suddenly cry out,
"My eyes!"
Deny the existence of chemicals.
Begin pronouncing everything your immigrant
lab instructor says exactly the way he/she
says it.
Casually walk to the front of the room and
urinate in a beaker.
Pop a paper bag at the crucial moment when the
professor is about to pour the sulfuric acid.
Show up with a 55-gallon drum of fertilizer and
express an interest in federal buildings.
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