Bad Boy
A little boy asked his mother for a lot of money and
was told he had to go pray and if he was a good boy,
God might give it to him. So he prays, "God, I've been
a very good boy and I would like... Well, I've been
a good boy at least, and I would like you to... Well,
I've been an okay boy, Lord, and I really want..." He
realizes he hasn't been good at all, so he runs to the
church, grabs a figure of the Virgin Mary, and goes back
home. "God, I got your mother. If you want her back, you
know what to do."
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