Two hunters from New Jersey are out in the woods when one of
them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing.
The other whips out his mobile phone and calls the emergency
services. He gasps out to the operator: "My friend is dead.
What can I do?"
The operator in a calm soothing voice says "Just take it easy.
First let's make sure he's dead."
There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes
back on the line. He says: "OK, now what?"
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