Three old women are talking about their aches, pains and bodily dysfunctions.
One seventy-five year old woman says, "I have this problem. I wake up every
morning at seven and it takes me twenty minutes to pee."
An eighty year old woman says, "My case is worse. I get up at eight and I sit
there and grunt and groan for half an hour before I finally have a bowel
movement."
The ninety year old woman says, "At seven I pee like a horse, at eight
I crap like a cow."
"So what's your problem?" asked the others.
"I don't wake up until nine."
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