There is a blonde on a plane to New York. She is sitting in the
first class section, but her ticket says that she should be in
the coach section. A flight attendant realizes the blonde's
mistake and asks her politely to move. The blonde won't move. All
she says is, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, and I'm going to New
York."
The flight attendant goes and tells all of the other flight
attendants. They all try to persuade the blonde to move, but she
won't move. All she says is, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, and I'm
going to New York."
The flight attendants go and tell the pilot about the obnoxious
blonde. They tell him the only thing that she says. He puts the
plane on auto-pilot and whispers something in the blonde's ear.
Immediately, she gets up and moves to her normal seat. Then the
pilot goes back to fly the plane. The flight attendants are all
very curious about how the pilot made the blonde move so quickly.
They ask him and he says, "Oh, it was easy. All i had to do was
tell her that the first class section wasn't going to New York!"
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