These three guys go down to Mexico one night and get drunk and
wake up in jail. They found out that they are to be executed for
their crimes but none of them can remember what they have done.
The first one is strapped in the electric chair and is asked if
he has any last words. He says, "I am from the Grand Canyon
College and I believe in the almighty power of God to intervene
on behalf of the innocent."
They throw the switch and nothing happens, so they figure God
must not want this guy to die, so they let him go.
The second one is strapped in and gives his last words. "I am
from the University of Arizona School of Law and I believe in the
eternal power of Justice to intervene on the part of the
innocent."
The switch is thrown and again nothing happens. They figure that
the law is on this guy's side, so they let him go.
The last one is strapped in and say's "Well, I'm an ASU Sun Devil
Electrical Engineer, and I'll tell you right now you'll never
electrocute anybody if you don't connect those two wires."
God rest his soul.
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