Pierre The Fighter Pilot
Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend,
Marie, out for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine.
It's a beautiful day, and love is in the air. Marie leans over
to Pierre and says: "Pierre kiss me!" Our hero grabs a bottle of
Merlot wine and splashes it on Marie's Lips. "What are you
doing, Pierre?" says the startled Marie. "I am Pierre the
fighter pilot! When I have red meat, I have red wine!" She
smiles and they start kissing.
When things began to heat up a little, Marie says, "Pierre, kiss
me lower."
Our hero tears her blouse open, grabs a bottle of Chardonnay and
starts pouring it all over her breasts. "Pierre! What are you
doing?" asks the bewildered Marie. "I am Pierre the fighter
pilot! When I have white meat, I have white wine!"
They resume their passionate interlude and things really steam
up.
Marie leans close to his ear and whispers, "Pierre, kiss me
lower!" Our hero rips off her underwear, grabs a bottle of
Cognac, and pours it in her lap. He then strikes a match and
lights it on fire. Marie shrieks and dives into the river.
Standing waist deep in the water, Marie throws her arms upwards
and screams furiously, "Pierre, what in the hell do you think
you're doing?" Our hero stands up, defiantly, and says, "I am
Pierre the fighter pilot! If I go down, I go down in flames!"
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