An old lady is rocking away the last of her days on her front
porch, reflecting on her long life, when -- all of a sudden -- a
fairy godmother appears in front of her and informs her that she
will be granted three wishes.
"Well, now," says the old lady, "I guess I would like to be
really rich."
*** POOF *** Her rocking chair turns to solid gold.
"And, gee, I guess I wouldn't mind being a young, beautiful
princess."
*** POOF *** She turns into a beautiful young woman.
"Your third wish?" asked the fairy godmother. Just then the old
woman's cat wanders across the porch in front of them.
"Ooh -- can you change him into a handsome prince?" she asks.
*** POOF *** There before her stands a young man more handsome
than anyone could possibly imagine.
She stares at him, smitten. With a smile that makes her knees
weak, he saunters across the porch and whispers in her ear:
"Bet you're sorry you had me neutered."
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