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Southern Sayin'
Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit.
It's been hotter'n a goat's butt in a pepper patch.
He fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way
down.
She's so stuck up, she'd drown in a rainstorm.
It's so dry, the trees are bribing the dogs.
My cow died last night so I don't need your bull.
He's as country as cornflakes.
This is gooder'n grits.
Busier'n than a cat covering crap on a marble floor.
If things get any better, I may have to hire someone to help me
enjoy it.
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