Three men have died and gone to Heaven. When they get to the gates Saint
Peter says,"I can let you in but you CAN NOT step on any ducks".
And they all agree, but when they get past the gates, there are tons of ducks!!!! I mean
you could'nt step anywhere without stepping on a duck!!! Anyway, all three
of them are trying really hard not to step on any ducks.
Well, sure enough one of them steps on a duck and here comes Saint Peter with this ugly and
wrinkled chick and chains her to him. Saint Peter says,"She will be chained
to you for eternity." Well the next day another one of them steps on a duck
and he was chained to a fat and bearded woman for eternity. Well, the next
guy is tryin real hard not to step on the ducks and he does pretty well. One
day Saint Peter comes to him with a beautiful woman and chains her to him.
He says,"What did I do to deserve this." and the woman says,"I dont know
what you did but I stepped on a duck."
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