A young man walks into a drug store and asks the cashier for some condoms. The cashier says "Got a good one?"
"Yup, hot date tonight! This ones pretty much in the bag? she's sexy and givin' it up tonight!" the man replies.
A little while later the man goes to his girlfriends house and they sit down to eat dinner with her parents. They ask him to say grace. So he starts saying grace quickly and nervously. He prays and prays and prays some more.
The girl looks over to the young man and says to him "I didn't know that you were so religious!"
The young man says "I didn't know your father worked at a drugstore!"
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